EmP's 4PM review

This just seems hilarious. I mean, playing it wouldn't be, but reading this recap of the game definitely is. Hilarious because of its stupidity and more hilarious due to being able to imagine you meandering through it!

Last year, I was really looking forward to this game. I sat on playing it for a while because I reviewed a # shortly before it was released and it was something I was honestly looking forward to. Christ, was I let down. There's nothing about the game that's been done well enough to give it any glimmer of pity-praise -- and someone out there has given it an award! I despair.

Thanks for reading. You and Joe owe me an awful game after tricking me into Galg, but even I'd think twice before shoveling 4PM onto someone.

Oh, you needn't worry about that. This Burning Heroes SNES RPG might be the most hilariously lazy and bad one I've played in some time.

You have 8 characters, each with their own story. Each group of two has essentially the same quest with minor deviations.

Most dungeons get done in 4/8 scenarios. Except for the final one in each chapter which is used in every single scenario.

Fuck me...