EmP's Velocibox review

In answer to this, I just considerably raised my high score. But, seriously, the hell with level three.

I have Super Hexagon on my Steam library, but have yet to play it.

You know this can only end in a review.

And if I ever sprout wings, I shall fly.

I've dropped right off the pace. I'm disappointed when I don't get to at least stage 3 (which was almost unthinkable as a constant at time of writing this review) but I can't control my greed. 3 still remains my most despised stage despite progressing past it a few times. Because go to hell, scrolling column walls.

Having to stop and play other games to keep this site afloat sucks, and means I'm now so far behind you on Velocibox that I feel a little annoyed.

I shall bottle this rage and use it to fuel a comeback. No stealing my assets for your review!