Another small error:
. Pauline has lost her lunch pail, telephone and parasol and Mario can acquire these items scattered around the structure for bonus point.
points.
I've got to say, I wasn't quite sure what to expect from this event. I mean, I expected great writing, obviously, but I wasn't sure how different it would be from a standard review. I'm quite impressed with how much knowledge you have (or researched) about this game. It's really quite fascinating to read; I never realized that many of these "simplistic" games had such complicated histories.
[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will