This will look like a lot, but most of it is really nitpicky stuff. Overall this was a pretty good review, and I now have very little interest in playing the game. (Or I would if I were interested in the game to begin with, but I'm generally not into the licensed game thing, for obvious reasons. Though I will say I thought the LotR stuff was fairly decent.
[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will