Oprah's dog dying is not news. Even when they talked about it for the first time, I thought it was silly, but it's been a few days now and it's still being mentioned. Ridiculous. Stop talking about it on news shows already...
I thought you said Opeth's dog had died. Which would have been a shame as my ninja would have messed up and slaughtered the pet instead of the owners as ordered.
Well what else are they going to talk about? Paris Hilton isn't in jail, neither of the Olsen twins of OD'ed yet, and famous porn actresses have died recently.
EmP Staff Jul 20, 2007
Save an eardrum: slaughter Opeth today.
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