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I'm curious as to why in an action game like Dead to Rights you'd be lifting weights.

I mean, does he just go "Time out, bad guys. I gotta work my biceps."

It's actually much more absurd than that. In the stage that it happened in, you're in prison. And in order to get out of prison... you have to collect comic books... from prisoners. And at one point, you challenge a prisoner to a weight-lifting contest in order to get his comic books.

That really happens in the game.

That... makes no sense at all. Why do you need comic books?

Someone in prison will help you escape only if you collect comic books for him. So, you spend the entire stage running around the prison, beating up prisoners for comic books.

Damn, you should have put that in the review!

Well, I originally was, but....

Damn, why didn't I?