You Piece of Shit.

By Donovan Chee · August 22, 2007

My friend's computer is a piece of fucking shit. Really, who thinks, "We need computers for the family, what should we get? *gasp* DELL! GENIUS!"

You know who? Parents. If the media would like some proof of "bad parenting" leading to bad things happening, here's exhibit number one, friends.

Buying a Dell amounts to sliding your man-rod into a gator's mouth and then going, "THANK YOU MR. GATOR. THANK YOU FOR RIPPING OFF MY DRESSING PUMP!"

I swear. Seriously.

This bullshit computer won't read the damned floppy that my review for this week's round is on. I don't get it, because it worked fine yesterday. Today it's "unable to read". Bullshit. Bullshit.

So now I have to wait until like 3 in the afternoon to get finished. Lame. Lame. Lame.

Bored as hell sitting here doing nothing, keeping an eye on this autistic kid.

. . . Damn. How do I pass the time?

I'm going insane.

Comments 17

Genj Aug 22, 2007

Pass the time by imagining how bored I am passing the time until I get to move back to school on the third.

carcinogen_crush Blogger Aug 22, 2007

Home life got ya down?

SNICKERS.

Will do Genj, will do.

Genj Aug 22, 2007

Nah, I'm just getting tired of being in the suburbs. Plus I don't really have the time to start any of the unplayed RPGs I have, so I'm merely replaying FF12 until I leave. Also, my mom is a very loud woman.

Besides, I'll be having my own single with my own bathroom. Sweet!

carcinogen_crush Blogger Aug 22, 2007

How in the hell'd you manage that one?
Not bad.

You been playing 12 for a while?

EmP Staff Aug 22, 2007

Wouldn't you want to replay something, you know, fun?

EDIT: Yes, fine, I hate everything.

carcinogen_crush Blogger Aug 22, 2007

Nah, I hated 12.

I'm trying to track down some cool Dreamcast games on Ebay.

Halon Aug 22, 2007

Although I prefer to build my own, Dell makes solid computers overall. However their tech support isn't the greatest, since you're often being "helped" by someone who barely speaks english.

carcinogen_crush Blogger Aug 22, 2007

Serious?

That's lame.

honestgamer Staff Aug 22, 2007

Yeah, Dell's computers aren't bad for the price. They're even... good.

But it's like Sportsman said. The service is horrible, both because of the language barrier and the fact that you're talking to someone halfway around the world and the phone call is muffled.

If you spend a lot and buy a premium Dell machine, you get to talk to someone in the US (they opened up a special plant), but at that point you really should just build your own.

By the way, customer service almost always goes overseas. It's just life. Most other big companies are the same way. That could change, though, as people boycott those companies. A lot of people are willing to pay a little more to keep the jobs in the US and to keep the person on the other end of the phone someone who speaks English and Spanish.

Genj Aug 22, 2007

Disliking FF12 is un-American.

zigfried Aug 22, 2007

That's me, the un-American.

//Zig

carcinogen_crush Blogger Aug 22, 2007

I'd like to make a computer out of twigs and cardboard. Then plug it right into a tree.

Halon Aug 22, 2007

Dell isn't perfect and as I said earlier I would much rather build my own, but I would take a Dell over one by any other PC manufacturer. They make decent PCs for decent prices, which is fine for most people.

carcinogen_crush Blogger Aug 22, 2007

I can't help but agree with you on that one. HP = AHHHH!

Genj Aug 22, 2007

I know someone with a Toshiba laptop and whenever she opens it, I half expect it to snap in two.

Felix_Arabia Aug 22, 2007

Zig's from Rhodesia.

EmP Staff Aug 23, 2007

Disliking FF12 is un-American.

Covered.