I thought you might.

FHey, help me out with something. I’ve been meaning to review this one game. It’s a shooter that revolves heavily around a third-person pop-and-shoot cover system. Do you remember what it’s called?

Gears of War?

No, I’m talking about a different one that came later.

Dark Sector?

No.

Stranglehold?

No.

Wanted: Weapons of Fate?

No.

Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway?

No.

Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune?

No.

Army of Two?

No.

The Bourne Conspiracy?

No.

Kane & Lynch: Dead Men?

No.

Infernal: Hell’s Vengeance?

No.

Gears of War 2?

No, not that one, either.

Damnation?

No.

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard?

No.

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand?

No.

Red Faction: Guerrilla?

No.

Mass Effect 2?

No.

Dark Void?

No.

Army of Two: The 40th Day?

No.

Rogue Warrior?

No.

Dead to Rights: Retribution?

No.

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days?

No.

Vanquish?

Let me help you out. I think the game started with a “Q.”

Quantum of Solace?

YES! Wait, no. But actually, I think the game starts with the word “quantum.”

Quantum Theory?

Yeah yeah, that’s the one.