NEW JERSEY

More like New York's zit. No old hillbillies here.

I think you're confusing hillbillies with Amish, but okay.

Nah not just the Amish. I used to think PA was a fairly normal place until I ventured out of Philly.

I don't know. I get the feeling that anyone from the southern States would scoff at the idea of "hillbillies" being used to describe anyone who lives north of the Mason-Dixon Line, but yeah, there are a lot of farms here.