Yesterday, I beat the crap out of a spiny lobster in an undersea fighting game. That sounds unusual already, and I've not yet mentioned how the lobster shot homing plasma blasts and could grow huge laser-claws to slash at me. But I was too much for it. I was everything it could not be. I was a corn barnacle.
Staff review by Gary Hartley (June 19, 2015)
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