Reader reviews
6,526 reviews · showing 5,401–5,420
-
Reader Jaguar
Cybermorph review
Indulge me as I start this review by talking about marketing tactics. My reasoning will soon become clear. When Nintendo wanted to boost sales of their ailing N64 console in the UK they produced special promotional packs that included a…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Genesis
Wayne's World review
Wayne’s World the film is one of the greatest movies ever made. It is a post modern classic comedy that spawned a thousand catchphrases and meant that Mike Myers could have a proper film and TV career and never have to face the horror of…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Genesis
Toxic Crusaders review
Oh good grief. Not content with producing some of the worst movies in cinema history, the team from Troma Films give us one of the worst videogames ever made. Yes Toxic Crusader is dreadful, awful, mind-bogglingly cack-handed and utterly…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Genesis
Toejam & Earl review
Way back in 1991 the only games system I owned was a Game Boy (the era of the big chunky, green screened ones!). The only magazines available at the time that covered Game Boy games were multi-format ones that also covered SNES, Genesis…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Genesis
Rolo to the Rescue review
If I had to sum this game up in one word it would be “cute”. Considering this 1992 Genesis game was produced by EA, a company more commonly associated with the sporting genre, it makes it all the more surprising that they produced this…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Genesis
Doom Troopers: Mutant Chronicles review
There is no denying it, considering the time and the limitations of the hardware, Doom Troopers is a pretty gory game. However, unlike the unutterably lame SplatterHouse series, this game uses its goriness to simple effect. It livens up…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Genesis
Cyber-Cop review
Agent Toni Carter was confused. Kitted out with a state of the art Power Suit she was one of six elite Cyber Cops from the Libra chapter of Zodiac Central assigned to investigate reports of genetically engineered killing machines being…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Genesis
Chester Cheetah: Wild Wild Quest review
It's 1980. Imagine a little tiny junior falsehead, six years old and loves orange food. Orange lollies, orange squash and orange cheesy poof style crisps. Alas, in those far off days food manufacturers would stuff lots of chemical food…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader GameCube
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker review
Reviewing the latest game in Nintendo's long running Zelda series has proved to be difficult for me. When I first began the game I was in awe of the amazing graphics, which are as close to playing an interactive cartoon as you can probably…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader GameCube
Phantasy Star Online Episode I & II review
Phantasy Star Online has always been a game that you either develop a social-life threatening obsession with, or toss to one side after a couple of hours of play after finding it repetitive and shallow, wondering what all the fuss was…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader GameCube
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem review
Brow furrowed in concentration you guide your character through the heavy wooden door and straight into a room heaving with grotesque zombies. They turn towards you as one, arms outstretched and moaning. No problem, you’re armed to the…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Game Boy Advance
Dragon Ball Z: The Legacy of Goku review
Dragon Ball Z (DBZ for short) is a hugely popular cartoon hailing from Japan. It is the second in three series that tell the story of a super being called Goku and his struggles against various earth shattering threats as both he and his…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Game Boy
Pokemon Red review
Unless you happen to have been clinically dead for the last few years, you can’t fail to have noticed the gaming phenomenon known as pokemon. Even if you have distained all things pocket monster, you have probably, by the process of…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Dreamcast
Virtua Fighter 3tb review
Ok you've seen the score, you know this is going to be a negative review. Quite frankly I disliked every single aspect of this poor excuse for a fighting game and I'm not going to pull my punches. When I first got my dreamcast I was really…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Dreamcast
Unreal Tournament review
Let us not mince words boys and girls, Unreal Tournament on the Dreamcast is one of my all time, number one favourite games of all time. It's great, I love it and haven't got a bad word to say about it. So if you don't want to read anymore…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Dreamcast
Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation review
I really don’t know why I bothered with this game. I had steered pretty clear of the Tomb Raider series thus far on the PlayStation. But I was looking in the pre-owned section of my local shop and saw Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation on…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Dreamcast
The Typing of the Dead review
This is without doubt the best ridiculous, screwed-up, mentalist hybrid of survival horror and secretarial exam I have ever had the good fortune to play! Of course its also the ONLY ridiculous, screwed-up, mentalist hybrid of survival…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Dreamcast
Stupid Invaders review
OK, cards on the table time. I really enjoyed playing Stupid Invaders. I found it an extremely entertaining game and spent a very pleasant couple of evenings completing it. But I also went to make it clear straight off that this game has…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Dreamcast
SoulCalibur review
For me, Soul Calibur is not just a game; it's a work of art. Even today it still looks stunningly beautiful. It's a game of immense depth and playability. The fighting system is easy for newbies to get to grips with but offers limitless…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
-
Reader Dreamcast
Soldier of Fortune review
Now you've probably read the tagline for the review and though maybe ''eugh, that's in rather poor taste.'' But I think that it sums up the nature of the game rather well. Soldier of Fortune is game full of sickening and sadistic violence…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
