Wayne's Videogaming Words of Wisdom

* Game delay makes the heart grow fonder. (Zelda: Twilight Princess, anyone?)

* Barking Chain Chomps frequently bite.

* The best things in life are unlockable.

* Better late than never-- unless you're playing Zelda: Majora's Mask.

* Speak softly and carry a BFG.

* Rocs of a feather flock together.

* Don’t judge an NPC until you walk around in his or her-- oh, wait... you can’t. Never mind.

* If at first you don’t succeed, look up how to on HonestGamers.

* The grass is always greener on the other side of the invisible barrier.

* Hindsight and foresight are both important, unless you have an adjustable camera angle.

* If you can’t beat ‘em, trade ‘em in. But only as a last resort.

* If you can’t take the heat, get the Varia Suit first.

* In Halo 2, the sword is mightier than pretty much every other weapon. Especially the needler.

* The gamer who builds his SimCity to every man’s advice will have the worst city ever.

* You can lead your Grand Theft Auto 3 character to water, but you can’t make him swim without dying.

* You can’t have your Energy Tank and use it too.

* Strike while the weak spot is flashing red.