Reviews by Pyro
3 reviews
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Reader PlayStation HG exclusive
Chrono Cross review
Once upon a time, a goblin appeared in my home and told me if I did not unlock all of Chrono Cross' numerous endings via hours and hours of awful gameplay, he would infect me with AIDS. I suffered neither fate. Because goblins do not…
Pyro · July 1, 2009
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Reader SNES HG exclusive
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past review
Forget the rain, forget trying to determine if Link is a stumpy elf or a cross-eyed, inbred troll, forget the much-argued cosmetics. Just... let them go. Focus on Link to the Past as it is; a mediocre game. Remember the battles. Link isn’t…
Pyro · July 28, 2007
