Thou hath been smited

I think the problem with that review isn't necessarily its moral angle, as it's supplying a perspective that will resonate with a lot of Christian parents. The problem is that it makes some pretty absurd claims like 'game of the year.' A 'game of the year' should be something that will appeal to a wide audience, or that at least has technical merits. Reviews that try to rate games but use morals as their chief criteria almost always fail spectacularly. I think you're safe to keep reviewing, pup. ;-)

What is wrong with these people. Best game ever is more like it.

Wait a second. You're right. There's hope for me yet. All I need to do is convince the world that The Bible Game is the greatest game ever conceived.