A PROMISE!

By Zack Little · July 9, 2006

Okay, lost the first round of the TT. No way to debut. I'm cool, I'm cool.

!BUT!

Mark my words: I shall not lose again! I will construct a review by Wendesday, maybe Tuesday, that will rock! It will be new. It will good. It will not be Jaws: Unleashed, because I don't feel like it now.

AND IT WILL WIN!

Ashy, YOU'RE NEXT!

Um..., I mean, FIRST!

Comments 19

Genj Jul 9, 2006

Ok. Tell OD to spare me his retarded trash talk.

tristis_iranica Jul 9, 2006

Dude, I'm telling you the way to go through this match is to write a stellar Solitaire review.

lasthero Blogger Jul 9, 2006

I don't know how to play Solitaire. :/

tristis_iranica Jul 9, 2006

How can you not know how to play Solitaire? It's like picking your nose. You do know how to pick your nose, right?

lasthero Blogger Jul 9, 2006

*shrug* I guess it's easy to learn, but, I mean...I don't know. I don't what playing Solitaire entails. Or any card game, for that matter. It's just something I never bothered to learn.

Genj Jul 9, 2006

You mean you've never held illegal Texas Hold 'em Tournaments at a friends house, lost all your cash, and then beat up the fat kid that won the whole pot? You're missing out.

lasthero Blogger Jul 9, 2006

I've had a very sheltered life. I didn't even hear the word 'fuck' until I was about...twelve, I think. Me and my friends were playing that Bannana Fanna game, and they were like "Truck Truck, Mo Muck, Bannana Fanna Fo..."

And I finished it, and they just stared at me. As did the bus driver. Nearly crashed.

Genj Jul 9, 2006

When I was in Kindergarten, my neighbors (who are the same age as me) told me about the wonders of pornography!

lasthero Blogger Jul 9, 2006

That explains a great many things.

overdrive Staff Jul 9, 2006

HEY! You got a full week of retarded trash talk comin' up in yo' future, Genj. Don't try to deny me one of life's little pleasures!

asherdeus Jul 10, 2006

Bring it on, Lasty.

lasthero Blogger Jul 10, 2006

Consider it brung.

tristis_iranica Jul 10, 2006

Bringed. Consider it bringed.

lasthero Blogger Jul 10, 2006

That was deliberate!

janus Jul 11, 2006

Kirsten Dunst is ugly. Ugly like LEROUX'S TEAM.

lasthero Blogger Jul 11, 2006

Eh. She's alright with red hair, I think. No Kira Knightly, she is.

janus Jul 11, 2006

Keira Knightly is really skinny. See her ribcage skinny.

lasthero Blogger Jul 11, 2006

I dunno. It was the strangest thing, but in this shot during Pirates 2, her face looked really fat. I mean, really fat; like puffed out. And in the next shot she looked normal again.

tristis_iranica Jul 11, 2006

LH, you are flipping weird in your taste.