Final Destination 3

By Zack Little · February 14, 2006

FD3 is the first 'teen movie' I've ever watched. It will be the last.

Hm. I like that intro. Modified, it could fit well for a niche game that I hate. Hm.

Anyway, it sucked horribly and the only reason it was worthwhile was because it was on a date. She thought it was funny-stupid, and so did I. I mean, I would have agreed whether I thought it was or not, but it was really funny in a stupid way. Lots of gore. Unnescessary gore. And the plot kind of hinges on all the characters being idiots.

Comments 19

Genj Feb 14, 2006

Oh shit they made a third one? Goddamn you, Hollywood.

overdrive Staff Feb 14, 2006

That's the way all three are, from what I gather.

goto a site I love for B-movie reviews called something like www.1000misspenthours.com and read the review of the first FD. The dude goes into detail on the improbable series of events that leads to one death just to illustrate how utterly stupid and unreal they can be.

asherdeus Feb 14, 2006

Final Destination 3 looks terrible.

On a side note, I can't even find that Soul of Steel. Apparently I'm retarded and it's invisible to my eyes.

janus Feb 15, 2006

NO WAY is that the first teen movie you've seen! You must have at least seen one Scary Movie.

Genj Feb 15, 2006

Yeah, Janus is right about that. You must have at least seen 80's teen movies (aka the only good teen movies) like Porky's, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, or Sixteen Candles!

lasthero Blogger Feb 15, 2006

I saw Porky's. That's about it.

No offense, but I have little interest in seeing stupid white kids and black stereotypes. I get enough of them both in real life.

janus Feb 15, 2006

Okay, okay, but SURELY you've at least watched Saved by the Bell or 90210?!?! OR FOOTLOOSE!

janus Feb 15, 2006

No, Power Rangers sucks.

lasthero Blogger Feb 15, 2006

;_; I like it.

asherdeus Feb 15, 2006

Power Rangers kicked ass.

So did He-Man.

janus Feb 15, 2006

Well, yeah, of course He-Man rules!

Halon Feb 15, 2006

I'm embarassed to admit this but I liked Sixteen Candles. But FD (at least the first one) and Power Rangers do suck.

lasthero Blogger Feb 15, 2006

;_; Aw, come on. First season Power Rangers was awesome.

Who can't love a team of super-powered politically correct teenagers with martial arts capabilities?

Captain Planet loving hippiess...

Genj Feb 15, 2006

Power Rangers & Captain Planet suck. I was a Ninja Turtles kid.

EmP Staff Feb 15, 2006

My little sister used to love Power Rangers. She'd tape them so she could watch them again on a whim.

That makes LARPy the little sister of Team EmP. VM'll be crushed now she's usurped.

Halon Feb 15, 2006

Ninja Turtles and Transformers were the best shows when I was a kid. Power Rangers was never good.

Genj Feb 15, 2006

Oh shit! I forgot about Transformers. The old ones KICKED ASS!

asherdeus Feb 15, 2006

Even I, a Power Rangers fan, can admit the supremecy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Though the Power Rangers did have some hotties, there's no way their robots could handle the power of an onslaught of strikes from Leonardo's sword.

lasthero Blogger Feb 16, 2006

The old Transformers was good, but I don't think anyone can deny that Beast Wars rocked a fairly good amount. The episode where Dinobot died is one of my favorite episodes for, well...anything.