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Martial Masters
This one was pretty spur of the moment, but I felt the mood for it. Could always use some more arcade reviews, I think. Also, it'll be a good backup for the section comp...
Suikoden V
Alright, I'm back. That took a lot longer than I had planned, but meh, real life shit popped up I return now with badass vengence. I'm a little unsure about this review; I was going for the 'sectioned but not shitty' route of this KoR round...and it's a bit longer than my recent stuff. Meh. Hopefully, it won't come off too cheesy. Or cheesy at all. That would be good.
Anyway, general observations:
Okay, sorry for the hiatus. I’m back now. Suikoden V review coming soon.But, until then…remember Civil War? Well, #2 came out recently, and…Well….Big spoilers…Spider-Man is Peter Parker. Now the whole world knows it.I’m on the fence about this. On one hand, this changes a lot about the character I know and love. Spider-Man’s secret identity has always been sacred to him, and this…if it sticks, it changes a lot. On the other hand, I have to applaud Marvel for rattling the cages. Nobody thought they had the balls to do this, and they went and did that.
Fight Night Round 3
Mama Said Knock You Out
Ll Cool J
(Mama Said Knock You Out)
[LL]
C'mon man
[News Report]
And with the local DBT news, LL Cool J with a triumphant comeback
[mumbling]
but tonite...
[LL]
Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fearkin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price
[Chorus:]
I'm gonna knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
Steambot Chronicles
Alright, here’s my review for Steambot Chronicles. While it probably won’t be as popular as…RapeLay…>_>…I enjoyed the game and writing the review quite a bit. Weird fun, yeah.
Now.
Being a comic book fan, I see some odd stuff every now and then. The time Lois Lane got superpowers and immediately used them to whip Superman’s ass for no reason, that was odd. The time Spider-Man summoned a bunch of spiders to consume Shathra, the extra-dimensional spider-wasp woman, was odd. She-Hulk is nothing but weird crap (the current run is a good, funny comic, though; check it out if you have the chance)
But this…the stuff below…this hits me in a new way.
Tomb Raider: Legends
There, finished! Don’t have much to say about it, but opinions are always wanted, as ya know. Moving on, let’s talk about something awesome
GRAND THEFT AMERICA
What the hell?
Okay, okay. I...don't know how to put this. I understand the need for advertising. And, don't get me wrong, I like anime and I don't mind the occasional fanservice. We have more hentai reviews than anyone else, so I guess having a banner for 'Do You Like Horny Bunnies' makes sense from a commercial standpoint But this...eh.
I don't hate it. I just feel really...weird about it. Disturbed, I guess. :/
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