'nother review...

By Ben G · August 8, 2007

My latest and shortest review is for a little arcade game called The Amazing Maze Game. At 401 words, it may not challenge a BELISARIOS review, but it is my personal record for shortness. I wasn't doing it on purpose, there just wasn't much to say. Anyway, I'd love to hear feedback or constructive criticism, if anyone is willing to give me some. Thanks.

Comments 13

Suskie Aug 8, 2007

In BELISARIOS' defense, the games he reviews generally don't warrant many words (save for my favorite game, Girls They Want To Have Fun).

iamtheprodigy Blogger Aug 8, 2007

Heh, yes I know. I was in no way reflecting on BELISARIOS's reviews in a negative manner by saying that they are short. In fact, I rather enjoy them.

espiga Aug 8, 2007

You use a lot of memes, don't you?

iamtheprodigy Blogger Aug 8, 2007

That depends, what's a meme?

espiga Aug 8, 2007

Internet phenomenons.

THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING.

It's over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAND

etc.

Basically all the crap that gets popular on 4chan.

iamtheprodigy Blogger Aug 9, 2007

Hmm, do I? Not on purpose. Well I certainly wouldn't ever mention any of the really stupid ones. I guess I have made reference to a few of them before though.

pup Aug 9, 2007

Meme - A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another.

Woot!

wayne_steed Aug 9, 2007

LOL... memes. "Do a barrel roll!!!11!!!!111!!!!111!" ...Yeah, and "All your base are belong to us."

Anyway, the review was good, and I don't think that the short part of it was bad. I liked your bluntness, in fact. I tend to beat around the bush when I review; you know, use all sorts of flowery language and similies enough to choke an octopus. I do this for entertainment's sake, but as long as the review is well-written, as it is here (and not section-styled; Felix gave me heck for that), well, dang, you're doin' fine!

espiga Aug 9, 2007

THat's because sectioned reviews are the spawn of Satan himself.

Felix_Arabia Aug 9, 2007

I'm always the mean guy.

iamtheprodigy Blogger Aug 9, 2007

You've been pretty nice to me... except for that time when you kicked my dog. That was kind of mean.

wayne_steed Aug 10, 2007

Wait, I didn't make mine section-styled! I just used the phrase "In my opinion," which, as you said, Felix, is pretty useless. Besides, I know you were giving (good) advice.

Dog-kicking is bad. Imagine if you were an animal and someone kicked you! Me, I'd pick up a machete in my mouth and slaughter my cruel master and his family. But, you get my point.

espiga Aug 10, 2007

Well, stating "In my opinion" is the spawn of Satan's grandson. >=[