Haha. Despite having a strong (and accurate) impression of what this game would be like, I still don't know how to approach the feedback here, maybe because the game is so simple. I guess I'll just say that I'm highly amused at the idea that this game not only exists, but that you actually played and spent money on it (even if it's only a dollar). Even before reading about it, it looked as though it would have similar mechanics to other lousy games of the sort, though not necessarily of the same topic. (that weird fortune telling game for NES that I reviewed came to mind for some reason).
Anyway, it's a short and effective review. Had the time been right for it, this probably would've done really well in the Brevity contest (if it's short enough), but I know you primarily reviewed it for Alpha Marathon ambitions. That's the only reason (besides genuine curiosity anyway) that I can think of for why you'd play such a boring game.
I was going to make a joke about how the world would be if girls were really that shallow, but then I decided not to. XD
[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will
