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Wardner (GEN) game cover art
Platform: Genesis
Genre: Action (Platformer)
Developer: Dragnet
AKA: Wardner no Mori Special (JP)

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Wardner review

Reviewed December 22, 2003

Marc Golding says: "Wardner strikes a blow for overweight kids everywhere. Because the hero of Wardner is… well, fat. And he’s not one of those fat kids looking (illogically) for a supermodel either; his girl is also pretty portly. There’s nothing more annoying than someone of the George Costanza mindset: ''I can’t date her because she’s bald.'' But, you're bald! (Don’t worry, I won’t digress any further into the universal applications of my Seinfeldian knowledge.) "
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