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THINKER: How the **** do I know off-hand that today is the centennial anniversary of the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake (or whatever the official name for the event is)? First off;

A. I'm Canadian. I shouldn't know this stuff.
B. I'm a high schooler who doesn't like history. I shouldn't know this stuff.
C. I've been doing nothing but playing games for three days straight. I shouldn't remember this stuff.
D. It happened a century ago. I shouldn't know this stuff.
E. Bluberry's cheating on his new girlfriend. I REALLY shouldn't know that.