In case you haven't figured it out by now, Jack Thompson is a media-hound. The man doesn't care about things like credibility or responsibility, so long as his pompous face keeps appearing on TV. The man obviously wants to be famous. The problem, is that every time he shows up, forums everywhere light up with "Jack Thompson this, Jack Thompson that," giving the man even more recognition. What gamers really need is good nickname to call this prick from now on. Something suitably demeaning of course. Any suggestions?