At the newspaper I work at, we have a very annoying advertising rep. She was on vacation last week. I was happy. She's back this week....and keeps talking....and talking....and talking. Not really to me, but just to anyone in general. Obviously, since this is a newspaper, people are going to communicate, but she never seems to shut up. She asks questions about things anyone with a bit of intelligence could figure out on their own with a few seconds of deliberation.....blabbers about meaningless things....and just generally wastes enough oxygen in any given day to make Mars a habitable planet.

I now understand the fascination of LARPing. I currently wish I was Urgoor the Barbarian so I could take my +2 Battleaxe of Infinite Smiting and slam that thing right through her skull. That'd be so fucking cool.