I didn't think I'd be smacking rotting zombies to death with their own limbs or smashing corpses hung from nooses like macabre piñatas wide open with axes. When a disturbing individual with a cloth bag tied over its head assaulted me with twin chainsaws where its hands should…
Gary Hartley · June 14, 2008 · 12 comments
The wanton cruelty of SplatterHouse is what really makes it worth sinking one's teeth into, much like the famished parasitic leeches that soon bore out of the surrounding rancid flesh to feast upon Rick’s warm, tasty blood if given the chance.
Sho · July 21, 2007
Before games were considered a form of violent stimuli, even before the Mortal Kombat Kontroversy, there was Splatterhouse… Sadly, my first memory of this game (and the following series) came not from a sneaky arcade experience or quick download, but from my first year at school…
goldenvortex · February 5, 2008
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