Must be clever and frequently updated, yet not too "current." Bias toward brain-snobbery, surreal humor, retro gaming and 80s music preferred. Moderate to low profanity, though profundity with high profanity is acceptable. Sports sites without humor, silly rants like Bill Simmons or Pat Forde's or Gregg Easterbrook's, or anything overblown need not apply.

Past websites appreciated include thonion.com, Homestar Runner, and others I can't think of right now because my head is still ringing from the idiots(yes, they may well be smarter than me. No, their blather doesn't help me GET any smarter.) who've ramped up foozball activity at work in the foozball room nearby. (There's a door. It barely helps.) Any parties with ideas for sites I can browse please leave a reply with the appropriate URL.