I F5'd this way too much

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By Andrew Schultz · March 2, 2010

Homage to a Hitch-hiker's Guide Character

I mean, I was just completely unsurprised someone did this once I saw the link name.

I actually had a much more serious post and reflective and thoughtful post to write, but this'll have to do, for now.

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zippdementia Mar 3, 2010

I always wondered about that guy. His story is ripe for a mini series or platforming video game.

aschultz Blogger Mar 3, 2010

"Wowbagger's quest to die" -- and really die, not just fall off a platform or something.

Instead of lives, he has a boredom meter, and so forth.

zippdementia Mar 4, 2010

Right, because falling off a platform wouldn't kill him.

No, I think it should be a game wherein at the end of every stage you have to insult someone or something. Usually this would be the boss, so Wowbagger decides to go to the ultra-violent planet of HOwzit09 and insult the Grumultuous Slug Bear, which would try and maim you righteously at the end of the stage.