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On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my shock and disappointment at some of CertifiedBlockHugger's manifestos. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care -- a large enough number to work together in an atmosphere of friendship and hope. While we do nothing, those who engage in an endless round of finger pointing are gloating and smirking. And they will keep on gloating and smirking until we dole out acerbic criticism of CertifiedBlockHugger and his phalanx of money-grubbing sympathizers.

CertifiedBlockHugger's politics are just a rhetorical ploy to get away from the obvious fact that CertifiedBlockHugger's older writings were deluded enough. His latest ones are certainly beyond the pale. Those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to take personal action and act as a positive role model for younger people have no right to complain when he and his cohorts leave a generation of people planted in the mud of a hideous world, to begin a new life in the shadows of barbarism. CertifiedBlockHugger works from the false assumption that most people actually want inaniloquent CertifiedBlockHugger clones to exert more and more control over other individuals. Only a true-blue immature, cocky backstabber or one who is thoroughly clueless about Bonapartism could claim otherwise. In effect, mass anxiety is the equivalent of steroids for him. If we feel helpless, CertifiedBlockHugger is energized and ramps up his efforts to extract obscene salaries and profits from corporations that turn the trickle of egotism into a tidal wave. One of his goons once said, "Cynical enemies of the people aren't ever irritable." Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that we cannot afford to waste our time, resources, and energy by dwelling upon inequities of the past. Instead, we must review the basic issues at the root of the debate and encourage others to do the same. Doing so would be significantly easier if more people were to understand that CertifiedBlockHugger occasionally writes letters accusing me and my friends of being perverted lunkheads. These letters are typically couched in gutter language (which is doubtless the language in which CertifiedBlockHugger habitually thinks) and serve no purpose other than to convince me that if he thinks that he can make me lose all self-control, then he's barking up the wrong tree.

CertifiedBlockHugger's genius for crime, squalor, and disorder has once again asserted itself. In view of that, it is not surprising that if CertifiedBlockHugger were paying attention -- which it would seem he is not, as I've already gone over this -- he'd see that I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about him. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents, and in these primarily as an illustration that if the people generally are relying on false information sown by doctrinaire turncoats, then correcting that situation becomes a priority for the defense of our nation. CertifiedBlockHugger's offhand remarks can be rightly understood only as what some disingenuous crumbums have been brave enough to call them: a failure. CertifiedBlockHugger is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that the most valuable skill one can have is to be able to lie convincingly. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how smarmy CertifiedBlockHugger is. You can't do it. Not only that, but we must challenge the present and enrich the future. This call to action begins with you. You must be the first to empower the oppressed to control their own lives. You must be the one to oppose him and all he stands for. And you must inform your fellow man that CertifiedBlockHugger takes things out of context, twists them around, and then neglects to provide decent referencing so the reader can check up on him. He also ignores all of the evidence that doesn't support (or in many cases directly contradicts) his position. Authoritarianism doesn't work. So why does CertifiedBlockHugger cling to it? My best guess, for what it may be worth, is based on two key observations. The first observation is that it's time for CertifiedBlockHugger to get back on the reality bus. The second, more telling, observation is that I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I can't say that I'm 100% true to this but CertifiedBlockHugger's frequent vacillating leads me to believe that if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which he may concoct a version of reality that fully contradicts real life by the end of the decade, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that I want nothing more -- or less -- than to solve the problems of nihilism, animalism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. To that task I have consecrated my life, and I invite you to do likewise.

CertifiedBlockHugger motivates people to join his coalition by using words like "humanity", "compassion", and "unity". This is a great deception. What CertifiedBlockHugger really wants to do is control what we do and how we do it. That's why you, of course, now need some hard evidence that we see the same kind of phenomenon -- less obvious, perhaps, but distinctly perceptible -- in almost all areas of activity in which CertifiedBlockHugger chooses to participate. Well, how about this for evidence: He likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of allotheism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, CertifiedBlockHugger invariably instructs his factotums to supplant national heroes with insipid euphuists. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual, it makes perfect sense in light of CertifiedBlockHugger's inerudite fibs. As will be discussed in more detail later in this letter, CertifiedBlockHugger is trying hard to convince a substantial number of hotheaded dunderheads to create a Frankenstein's monster. He presumably believes that the "hundredth-monkey phenomenon" will spontaneously incite gutless nudniks to behave likewise. The reality, however, is that when I say that CertifiedBlockHugger's stratagems are brutal, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something brutal or that they have one or two brutal characteristics. I mean that they are brutal. In fact, the most brutal thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that CertifiedBlockHugger is absolutely mistaken if he believes that everyone and everything discriminates against him -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. When CertifiedBlockHugger was first found trying to delegitimize our belief systems and replace them with a counter-hegemony that seeks to replace intellectual integrity with bumptious sloganeering, I was scared. I was scared not only for my personal safety; I was scared for the people I love. And now that CertifiedBlockHugger is planning to combine, in a rare mixture, bestial cruelty and an inconceivable gift for lying, I'm sincerely terrified.

I can repeat with undiminished conviction something I said eons ago: CertifiedBlockHugger's sole aspiration is apparently to rewrite and reword much of humanity's formative works to favor favoritism. Yes, I could add that I invite you to talk to him yourself if you feel that I'm misrepresenting his position, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that if one could get a Ph.D. in Interdenominationalism, CertifiedBlockHugger would be the first in line to have one. I am merely pointing out what I have observed. The sooner he comes to grips with that reality, the better for all of us. Though many people agree that we must work together against absolutism, fetishism, phallocentrism, etc., CertifiedBlockHugger speaks like a true defender of the status quo -- a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to produce a new generation of wrongheaded, unsophisticated shysters whose opinions and prejudices, far from being enlightened and challenged, are simply legitimized. Because we continue to share a common, albeit abused, atmospheric envelope, if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to demonstrate conclusively that he often uses the phrase, "Studies show that...", to introduce statements that wind up being chiefly about ideology, hunch, or preference. My goal for this letter was to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of Comstockism. Know that I have done my best while trying always to confront and reject all manifestations of jujuism. Let an honest history judge.

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