Sorry, but I haven't yet shared the information about myself that would typically display here. Check back later to see if that changes, or if I instead choose to remain an enigma.
Every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
Any shmup wherein the player does not control a spaceship will never rise above the level of "mediocre novelty".
See: Chou Aniki, M.U.S.H.A., Seirei Senshi Spriggan, Gyoung\Wings of Wor, Lords\Wings of Thunder, and\or any Tohou game.
...is that you always get what you pay for.
...of actually writing a review or two, finally; I've always felt that this place could do with a bit more negativity.
I'm awfully lazy, though. Plus, if I'm being honest, I never have anything worth saying. I'd just embarrass myself, in all likelihood.
Self-loathing aside, here are some of the games I'm considering reviewing. Y'know- just on the off-hand chance that anyone cares.
God Hand (PS2)
Metal Slug 3 (Arcade)
Mother 3 (GBA)