About Me:

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If I could work my will...
December 02, 2011

Every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.


Does anyone have any idea...
October 12, 2011

...why pinball videogames never quite caught on?


Rule # 48e
October 12, 2011

Any shmup wherein the player does not control a spaceship will never rise above the level of "mediocre novelty".

See: Chou Aniki, M.U.S.H.A., Seirei Senshi Spriggan, Gyoung\Wings of Wor, Lords\Wings of Thunder, and\or any Tohou game.

The trouble with free stuff...
July 08, 2011

...is that you always get what you pay for.

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I've been toying with the idea...
June 30, 2011

...of actually writing a review or two, finally; I've always felt that this place could do with a bit more negativity.

I'm awfully lazy, though. Plus, if I'm being honest, I never have anything worth saying. I'd just embarrass myself, in all likelihood.

Self-loathing aside, here are some of the games I'm considering reviewing. Y'know- just on the off-hand chance that anyone cares.

God Hand (PS2)
Metal Slug 3 (Arcade)
Mother 3 (GBA)
Strider (Arcade)


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