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	The Final Fantasy Legend review (GB) Reviewed on August 01, 2007 I’ll give it credit for one thing: this game’s release was a radical departure from all the other RPGs of its day.	1/5
	Clock Tower review (SNES) Reviewed on July 31, 2007 Considerably more obscure than its PlayStation sequel, the original Clock Tower nevertheless enjoys a cult following today thanks to an unofficial English translation. And why shouldn’t it? You’ll explore a roomy old house, engage in a healthy bit of kleptomania, and struggle to escape the blades of a misshapen serial killer.	3.5/5
	Tombs & Treasure review (NES) Reviewed on July 29, 2007 At first glance Tombs & Treasure might resemble a 1st person dungeon crawl, but it actually plays more like a dumbed-down Shadowgate with a helping of faux-RPG elements tossed in for good measure.	2.5/5
	Maniac Mansion (Famicom) review (NES) Reviewed on July 28, 2007 Every fan of awesome graphic adventures knows that Maniac Mansion is one of the all-time classics of the genre and that it can’t possibly get any weirder than it already is. However only one of these statements is actually true!	2/5
	Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em review (A2600) Reviewed on July 24, 2007 While Mystique is promoting godless onanism and shall burn in the lake of fire for all eternity, I must commend them for avoiding their usual mix of copulation, rape, and dick-devouring alligators.	0.5/5
	Splatterhouse review (ARC) Reviewed on July 21, 2007 The wanton cruelty of SplatterHouse is what really makes it worth sinking one's teeth into, much like the famished parasitic leeches that soon bore out of the surrounding rancid flesh to feast upon Rick’s warm, tasty blood if given the chance.	4/5
	Leisure Suit Larry 1: In the Land of the Lounge Lizards (VGA Remake) review (PC) Reviewed on July 17, 2007 The outlandish visuals are obviously a major leap forward – the world of Lost Wages has been completely redefined in 256-color VGA to the point where it looks like a zany cartoon. Those lovelorn ladies, on the other hand, go for sultry realism . . . except for that one time when you have to get it on with a deluxe model blow-up doll, but that doesn’t really count.	4/5
	Sex Vixens from Space review (AMIGA) Reviewed on July 16, 2007 Whether pretty graphics, raunchy humor or rugged sex appeal, there’s no start to its good points.	0.5/5
	Snatcher review (SAT) Reviewed on June 19, 2007 Snatcher remains an excellent game in any form, even if all Konami really offers here is one major improvement in exchange for some noticeably detracting changes.	3.5/5
	Time Gal review (SCD) Reviewed on May 30, 2007 Time Gal is a frenetic romp that’s full of action rather than frustration as you hop back and forth along its chaotic sequence of time periods with our title character likewise bounding to and fro in her skimpy outfit – not that I have any problem with lithe adventuresses who meddle in the workings of time and space, no sir.	4/5
	Devil's Crush review (TG16) Reviewed on May 26, 2007 Your ball may rocket about, violently colliding with bumpers and careening off flippers with all the reckless abandon of – well, a pinball – but no matter how chaotic things get it always feels like the real thing. Assuming one could find a real machine swarming with demons in miniature, that is.	4.5/5
	Great Greed review (GB) Reviewed on April 30, 2007 Having been abruptly stolen away in the middle of an epic battle against acid rain by the fell sorcery of Microwave, the task now falls to you – Sierra Sam, Earth Guy! – to protect once-pristine Greene Kingdom from the horrifying machinations and discarded Styrofoam containers of dread lord BIO-HAZ.	4/5
	Biing!: Sex, Intrigen und Skalpelle review (PC) Reviewed on April 28, 2007 Biing! (Sex, Intrigen und Skalpelle!) is more than just a hospital management sim; it’s a hospital management sim full of German – and naughty nurses!	3.5/5
	Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards review (PC) Reviewed on April 26, 2007 Are you a hopeless dork? A real pathetic loser? Do your nights of great lays involve a bag of potato chips? Well take heart, for you’re not alone! Come along with Larry Laffer, socially inept computer programmer turned socially inept polyester paramour and the original 40-year old virgin, as he bumbles around the seedy city of Lost Wages looking to finally get laid!	4/5
	Daughter of Serpents review (PC) Reviewed on April 25, 2007 Perhaps if someone had spent more time hammering out the adventure aspect of things instead of thinking up all sorts of illusionary role-playing options at the beginning the result wouldn’t be such a complete, not to mention completely obvious waste of potential.	1.5/5
	Gals Panic 4 review (ARC) Reviewed on April 03, 2007 You might think you know all about this type of game, in which case you’re probably some sort of perverted weirdo, but Gals Panic 4 is actually a big, bouncy departure for the series – and definitely for the better.	3.5/5
	Zombie Hunters review (PS2) Reviewed on February 14, 2007 In this game you assume the role of a hot Japanese babe in a bikini who carves up the walking dead with her bloodthirsty katana – and that pretty much sums up why the Oneechanbara series are some of the most popular imports for the PS2.	3/5
	Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders review (FMT) Reviewed on February 05, 2007 This isn’t just the only version of Zak ever released on CD-ROM, but it’s also the only one to feature 256-color VGA graphics. And don’t think that means they must be little more than a slight update; all the graphics have been completely redrawn with totally awesome results, but they still remain extremely faithful to the original art style.	4.5/5
	True Love review (PC) Reviewed on January 30, 2007 The most important part comes when your childhood friend and the snotty rich girl find themselves in a clothes-tearing catfight over who gets first crack at your bodacious bod. You need some way to cool things down but there isn’t a bucket of water handy, so you spray them with whipped cream.	2.5/5
	Rise of the Dragon review (SCD) Reviewed on January 20, 2007 Don’t be fooled; the original disk-based release might be considerably harder to find, but it tears this CD “upgrade” into thousands of itty-bitty pieces.	2/5

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