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	Action 52 review (NES) Reviewed on April 08, 2013 52 Ways to Die	0.5/5
	Battle Arena Toshinden review (PSX) Reviewed on March 29, 2013 Battle Arena Toshinden is a forgettable fighting game overshadowed by its brothers.	1.5/5
	Sacred review (PC) Reviewed on February 28, 2013 Sacred's shortcoming is not that it doesn't feature a skull-crushing difficulty, but that it doesn't know when to put the lid on its simplicity.	3/5
	Bloody Good Time review (PC) Reviewed on February 24, 2013 It could have lived up to its name...	2.5/5
	Mega Man 2 review (NES) Reviewed on February 22, 2013 Yes, I've managed to write a Mega Man review without using "blue bomber" in the main body. You're welcome.	4/5
	Chains review (PC) Reviewed on February 08, 2013 Not found in this game: bondage.	4/5
	Final Soldier review (TG16) Reviewed on January 21, 2013 Middlin' Soldier	2.5/5
	Castlevania: Symphony of the Night review (PSX) Reviewed on January 20, 2013 I cherish so many facets of this game that even its minor flaws--which are heavily overshadowed its stellar exploration elements, strong atmosphere, breathtaking visuals, and fantastic soundtrack--occupy a special place in my heart.	5/5
	Faria review (NES) Reviewed on January 09, 2013 RPGs are balancing acts, and this game is clumsy...	1.5/5
	Batman Returns review (NES) Reviewed on December 14, 2012 When I think of effective beat 'em ups, adjectives like "awesome" and "badass" come to mind, and those are the last words I'd use to describe a gang of combat-trained circus performers. Sorry, but I'll take broken bottles and seedy night clubs over frills, grease paint, and leotards any day.	3/5
	Mario Bros. review (ARC) Reviewed on November 30, 2012 Pipe dream	4/5
	The Wonderful End of the World review (PC) Reviewed on November 18, 2012 At best, copying so much of a game could be argued as an homage. At worst, it's lazy, insincere and cheap, calling to mind generic brand food found in most supermarket	2/5
	Kid Klown in Night Mayor World review (NES) Reviewed on November 16, 2012 Kid Klown in Night Mayor World is a cute, forgettable, rudimentary platformer on NES. It’s one of a legion of mediocre sidescrollers that were released throughout the '80s and '90s that will likely be lost in the annals of gaming history, where they will be overshadowed by a handful of spectacular members from their genre. In other words, play those other titles instead.	2/5
	Sweet Home review (NES) Reviewed on October 31, 2012 Regardless of Sweet Home's lacking challenge factor, the game still won my heart. As a lover of all things horror, from films to literature, playing an NES game that was as brutal as some of my favorite '80s fright flicks was a treat.	4/5
	Zombie Nation review (NES) Reviewed on October 28, 2012 In a shooter, extremely loose controls serve only to infuriate gamers by adding an element of cheapness to the difficulty. This is precisely what the game does, and it pays for it in the end. Instead of an action-packed mixture of beauty and quirk, Zombie Nation is an unstable and tedious shooter.	1.5/5
	Haunted House review (A2600) Reviewed on October 27, 2012 I'll dare to say what other niche fans will consider blasphemy: Haunted House has aged poorly.	2/5
	Zombies Ate My Neighbors review (SNES) Reviewed on October 25, 2012 Without missing a beat, I crushed all opposition, rescued every neighbor, and stockpiled weapons and items like mad. With fluid and fast-paced mechanics paired with simple arcade-style action, it was difficult not to stomp my enemies into the ground and develop a complex.	4.5/5
	Frankenstein: The Monster Returns review (NES) Reviewed on October 24, 2012 ...[Frankenstein: The Monster Returns] is a ho-hum action title unworthy of your valuable time and brain cells. Skip it and read the original novel instead.	2/5
	Frankenstein's Monster review (A2600) Reviewed on October 22, 2012 Its thanks to its simple structure, swift pace, and impressive implementation of an actual ending that Frankenstein's Monster is a stellar entry into Atari 2600's library. Unfortunately, it's not a well-known title, though it deserve to be. I say this because it's unlike other obscure Atari 2600 titles in that it's actually worth playing for fans of the console.	4/5
	Dr. Chaos review (NES) Reviewed on October 15, 2012 At no point was I required to execute tough leaps or weave through a complex arrangement of platforms while worrying about a nearby winged skeleton. Everything was straightforward and obvious, and actually quite dull. Such vapidity brought down the experience as a whole and left me with a new unfortunate outlook on the game.	3/5

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