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Home Alone review (NES)Reviewed on June 20, 2013"Kevin's home alone, and he's only 8-bit!" |
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Godzilla: Kaijuu Daikessen review (SNES)Reviewed on May 24, 2013Four out of five panicked pedestrians approve... |
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10-Yard Fight review (NES)Reviewed on May 19, 201310-Yard Fight's primitive presentation and mechanics are more detrimental to the game than favorable. |
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Kirby's Dream Land review (GB)Reviewed on May 11, 2013Not so dreamy... |
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Zeno Clash II review (PC)Reviewed on May 07, 2013It's bigger, badder, and WTFier, but it still needs some fine-tuning. |
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Sword of Hope review (GB)Reviewed on April 29, 2013To me, it seems like Kemco focused too much of its attention on Sword of Hope's presentation and not enough in categories that actually matter. The end result is an RPG that serves as a mere skeleton for a great game. |
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WWF Royal Rumble review (SNES)Reviewed on April 29, 2013Warning: Contains nostalgic ramblings |
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RoboCop review (NES)Reviewed on April 19, 2013Part brawler. Part run 'n gun. All lackluster. |
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Action 52 review (NES)Reviewed on April 08, 201352 Ways to Die |
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Battle Arena Toshinden review (PSX)Reviewed on March 29, 2013Battle Arena Toshinden is a forgettable fighting game overshadowed by its brothers. |
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Sacred review (PC)Reviewed on February 28, 2013Sacred's shortcoming is not that it doesn't feature a skull-crushing difficulty, but that it doesn't know when to put the lid on its simplicity. |
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Bloody Good Time review (PC)Reviewed on February 24, 2013It could have lived up to its name... |
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Mega Man 2 review (NES)Reviewed on February 22, 2013Yes, I've managed to write a Mega Man review without using "blue bomber" in the main body. You're welcome. |
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Chains review (PC)Reviewed on February 08, 2013Not found in this game: bondage. |
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Final Soldier review (TG16)Reviewed on January 21, 2013Middlin' Soldier |
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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night review (PSX)Reviewed on January 20, 2013I cherish so many facets of this game that even its minor flaws--which are heavily overshadowed its stellar exploration elements, strong atmosphere, breathtaking visuals, and fantastic soundtrack--occupy a special place in my heart. |
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Faria review (NES)Reviewed on January 09, 2013RPGs are balancing acts, and this game is clumsy... |
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Batman Returns review (NES)Reviewed on December 14, 2012When I think of effective beat 'em ups, adjectives like "awesome" and "badass" come to mind, and those are the last words I'd use to describe a gang of combat-trained circus performers. Sorry, but I'll take broken bottles and seedy night clubs over frills, grease paint, and leotards any day. |
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Mario Bros. review (ARC)Reviewed on November 30, 2012Pipe dream |
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The Wonderful End of the World review (PC)Reviewed on November 18, 2012At best, copying so much of a game could be argued as an homage. At worst, it's lazy, insincere and cheap, calling to mind generic brand food found in most supermarket |
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