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	Vampire Rain review (X360) Reviewed on October 30, 2013 It's okay. No, really.	3/5
	Nihilumbra review (PC) Reviewed on October 29, 2013 Nihilumbra can surprise you if you let it.	4/5
	Silent Hill 3 review (PS2) Reviewed on August 19, 2013 Happy 10th Anniversary, Silent Hill 3!	3/5
	Exed Exes review (NES) Reviewed on July 11, 2013 What's this? An unexpectedly kind but ultimately humdrum shooter entirely overpopulated by bees?!	1.5/5
	Formation Z review (NES) Reviewed on June 21, 2013 It came from the Arcades of Japan. I wish it had stayed there.	1/5
	Hudson Hawk review (NES) Reviewed on June 14, 2013 Lame Duck.	1.5/5
	Labyrinth X review (X360) Reviewed on May 04, 2013 Trial and error so tedious, it even takes the gleam off barely-covered anime tits.	1.5/5
	Super Black Bass 3D review (3DS) Reviewed on April 23, 2013 Too clusmy to be a sim. Too slow to be arcade. Too ugly to get a second look.	1/5
	Aliens: Colonial Marines review (PS3) Reviewed on April 20, 2013 A brutal patchwork of exaggerations, underachieving and wasted potential.	1.5/5
	Cursed Loot review (X360) Reviewed on April 16, 2013 Cheat to win! Or, at least, to shamelessly rehash for fame and profit.	4/5
	White Noise Online review (X360) Reviewed on March 30, 2013 White Noise Online has made the original title, which I really enjoyed for the three months of its applicable life span, completely obsolete.	4/5
	Tomb Raider review (X360) Reviewed on March 16, 2013 Tomb Raiders are always in need of a reboot, because their careers are in ruins.	4.5/5
	Bulletstorm review (PS3) Reviewed on February 24, 2013 There’s so many options and rewards from killing creatively, that Bulletstorm becomes probably the only FPS where shooting someone in the face feels like you’re doing it all wrong.	4.5/5
	White Noise: A tale of Horror review (X360) Reviewed on February 15, 2013 You can never accuse White Noise of being original, but that’s okay; it’s sure as hell effective.	4/5
	Under Defeat HD review (X360) Reviewed on February 02, 2013 There’s nothing else out there quite like Under Defeat, and while it gained reverence in its obscurity, the world missed out. Don’t miss out at an unexpectedly well-crafted second chance to find out for yourself.	4.5/5
	Double Dragon: Neon review (X360) Reviewed on January 05, 2013 Too many of the several thousand reboots and homages sent out into the market seem to go out of their way to impress upon everyone how much serious god damn business it is to celebrate the achievements of yesteryear. Neon does it better than most, because it's not happy to trudge down the same old track and then claim it was held back out of misguided respect; it has its own way of doing things.	4/5
	Mark of the Ninja review (X360) Reviewed on December 29, 2012 It hasn't so much as reinvented the stealth genre, as it has made more or less every other entry look extremely stupid for doing it wrong.	4.5/5
	Silent Hill 2: Restless Dreams review (XBX) Reviewed on October 30, 2012 It's a wonderful suffering, a beautiful nightmare worth every shudder and scream it can wring.	4/5
	Silent Hill review (PSX) Reviewed on October 29, 2012 I feel for you, genuinely feel for you, if you've yet to play Silent Hill.	4.5/5
	Mass Effect 3 review (X360) Reviewed on October 20, 2012 So, yeah, bitching and moaning can easily apply, but then something fantastic comes together, and everything is blown out of the water.	5/5

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