Reviews by EmP
642 reviews · showing 321–340
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Staff PC HG exclusive
Broken Sword 5: The Serpent's Curse Ep. 1 review
Broken Sword 5: The Serpent's Curse has all the parts on display to be the game adventure fans have hankered for, and it has every chance of being that game upon completion. Maybe? Probably. Yeah.
Gary Hartley · December 15, 2013
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Staff PlayStation 3 Review of the Week HG exclusive
Silent Hill Downpour review
Written in crayon, broken beyond repair, offering pre-watershed scares, and headlined by Korn.
Gary Hartley · November 17, 2013
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Staff PC HG exclusive
Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut review
Wait. What?
Gary Hartley · November 3, 2013
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Staff Xbox 360 Review of the Week HG exclusive
Vampire Rain review
It's okay. No, really.
Gary Hartley · October 30, 2013
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Staff PC HG exclusive
Nihilumbra review
Nihilumbra can surprise you if you let it.
Gary Hartley · October 29, 2013
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Staff PlayStation 2 Review of the Week HG exclusive
Silent Hill 3 review
Happy 10th Anniversary, Silent Hill 3!
Gary Hartley · August 19, 2013
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Staff NES HG exclusive
Exed Exes review
What's this? An unexpectedly kind but ultimately humdrum shooter entirely overpopulated by bees?!
Gary Hartley · July 11, 2013
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Staff NES HG exclusive
Formation Z review
It came from the Arcades of Japan. I wish it had stayed there.
Gary Hartley · June 21, 2013
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Staff Xbox 360 Review of the Week HG exclusive
Labyrinth X review
Trial and error so tedious, it even takes the gleam off barely-covered anime tits.
Gary Hartley · May 4, 2013
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Staff 3DS HG exclusive
Super Black Bass 3D review
Too clusmy to be a sim. Too slow to be arcade. Too ugly to get a second look.
Gary Hartley · April 23, 2013
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Staff PlayStation 3 Review of the Week HG exclusive
Aliens: Colonial Marines review
A brutal patchwork of exaggerations, underachieving and wasted potential.
Gary Hartley · April 20, 2013
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Staff Xbox 360 HG exclusive
Cursed Loot review
Cheat to win! Or, at least, to shamelessly rehash for fame and profit.
Gary Hartley · April 16, 2013
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Staff Xbox 360 HG exclusive
White Noise Online review
White Noise Online has made the original title, which I really enjoyed for the three months of its applicable life span, completely obsolete.
Gary Hartley · March 30, 2013
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Staff Xbox 360 Review of the Week HG exclusive
Tomb Raider review
Tomb Raiders are always in need of a reboot, because their careers are in ruins.
Gary Hartley · March 16, 2013
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Staff PlayStation 3 Review of the Week HG exclusive
Bulletstorm review
There’s so many options and rewards from killing creatively, that Bulletstorm becomes probably the only FPS where shooting someone in the face feels like you’re doing it all wrong.
Gary Hartley · February 24, 2013
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Staff Xbox 360 HG exclusive
White Noise: A tale of Horror review
You can never accuse White Noise of being original, but that’s okay; it’s sure as hell effective.
Gary Hartley · February 15, 2013
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Staff Xbox 360 Review of the Week HG exclusive
Under Defeat HD review
There’s nothing else out there quite like Under Defeat, and while it gained reverence in its obscurity, the world missed out. Don’t miss out at an unexpectedly well-crafted second chance to find out for yourself.
Gary Hartley · February 2, 2013
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Staff Xbox 360 HG exclusive
Double Dragon: Neon review
Too many of the several thousand reboots and homages sent out into the market seem to go out of their way to impress upon everyone how much serious god damn business it is to celebrate the achievements of yesteryear. Neon does it better…
Gary Hartley · January 5, 2013
