Nintendo DS,
Oh yes, oh yes!
You give me such glee,
When you play with me.
I hit your screen,
I know it's mean,
But you play so coy,
Like some sort of toy.

Nintendo DS,
Oh yes, oh yes!
Your screens so largess,
Look like such a mess.
I wipe you with a cloth,
I'm certainly no sloth,
But you show my fingerprints,
Like so many dents.

Nintendo DS,
Oh yes, oh yes!
I shout at you at night,
I give my wife a fright.
I blow and blow,
So how do you know,
When I've done it just right,
And the game is won?

Nintendo DS, Nintendo DS...
Okay, now I'm done.

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	Genj - October 18, 2005 (07:43 PM) I'm speechless.
	zigfried - October 18, 2005 (07:51 PM) You're scary. //Zig
	joseph_valencia - October 18, 2005 (08:24 PM) Bravo! Keep 'em coming!
	goldenvortex - October 19, 2005 (08:36 AM) I really don't know what to say.
	EmP - October 19, 2005 (08:44 AM) I would like To shot DS to bits With a shotgun.
	joseph_valencia - October 19, 2005 (03:02 PM) No! Don't shot the DS!
	tristis_iranica - October 19, 2005 (08:39 PM) Please shot the poetry, though.
	beverage - October 22, 2005 (07:36 PM) learn to wirte poetry from draqq_zyxx