All I can tell you is that you shoot your way through five planets, kill a boss and then get a couple of delicious moments of cartoon girls stripping while expressions of what could either be ecstasy or anguish dance across their face.
Rob Hamilton · October 6, 2005
Sometimes, when I get a boner, I thrust my hands down into my pants to make it go away.
dementedhut · July 23, 2008 · 2 comments
Divine Sealing is hilarious, but it’s not meant to be funny at all. In fact, the game contains no humorous qualities whatsoever. However, after you’ve driven yourself to the edge of sanity by ploughing through its offerings, you’ll find yourself laughing at a number of things…
goldenvortex · March 20, 2006
There’s nothing divine about Divine Sealing; it offers little more than a small hentai album wrapped in five brief levels of shallow, unfinished vertical shooter. At the very least, the quality of its artwork is respectable – but this is a clear testament to the fact that this…
radicaldreamer · February 18, 2005
Its all Masters’ fault. Let me explain… One night, while talking to Marc, he suggested he attempt to finish every shoot-em’-up title the Genesis has to offer. While helping compile the long list, we obviously traded comments on past experiences we’d had. Somewhere, amidst the…
djy8c · December 26, 2003
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