hmd's Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days review

It does begin with a slow-paced tutorial level that reminds you, the player, in the year 2010, that holding down the L1 button aims your gun while the R1 button fires it.

I think you meant to say it does NOT begin with that.

Anyways, I'm glad you reviewed this -- I was kind of hoping you would. You make it sound pretty great and no-nonsense with its action, while avoiding the bullshit that comes with most shooting games (Modern Warfare 2 training grounds!) The last paragraph where you reference a whole bunch of stuff that is nothing at all like Kane & Lynch was awesome. Most people will probably be confused about why you're even bringing up Mother 2 (let alone Yume De Aimashou), but that's because they don't like cool shit and you do.

//Zig

Oops. Thanks for pointing my typo. Consider that fixed.

Terrific review. Here's another typo:

Alone in a dark and dirty slum, fending off thugs and police looking to collect the price on your head, Lynch's realizes: his girlfriend is all alone in Shanghai!

I think you meant "Lynch realizes."

Fantastic review. I haven't wanted to play this game until now.

Honestly, I was going into this review expecting something completely sarcastic, but I got something completely different. Your love for the game is shown so clearly, and I think that's what made the review so entertaining to read.

Granted, I don't believe it deserves a 10/10, but that's me. It's still a fine review!