Pure Salesmanship

By Andrew Schultz · March 6, 2008

An old favorite of mine, involving a football coach hawking Hummers.

I never wanted a Hummer, but I think this is the bestestest Hummer commercial EVER. You will too, even if you don't like football. Or Hummers.

Comments 4

Felix_Arabia Mar 6, 2008

This was really Jo Jo's commercial. Ed just stole it from him.

aschultz Blogger Mar 6, 2008

I played the commercial several times just to figure what Coach O was saying. That was much more fun than it should have been.

It's too bad he went for it on 4th and 1 against Mississippi State, up 14-0, after he got that vote of confidence. We'd have had another year of him.

pup Mar 6, 2008

I hope he gets crunched by a semi-truck because he couldn't maneuver his massive penis-mobile out of the way in time.

Felix_Arabia Mar 6, 2008

Just out of curiosity . . . . what's wrong with a penis-mobile? Isn't it better than a twat-mobile?