Apparently I've been doing it wrong all these years.

As True had said with his most recent blog post, this is too funny to not share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGT4GO0Cn_A

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	honestgamer - May 30, 2015 (10:06 AM) Geralt likes it freaky!
	jerec - May 30, 2015 (02:43 PM) I only got a less hilarious glitch where I was supposed to chase this thief but it spent about 4 minutes loading, and when it finally finished loading, I was almost dead and under attack by wolves and the thief had gotten away. The game basically kept playing through the loading time.
	honestgamer - May 30, 2015 (04:10 PM) My glitch story was when I was playing the Xbox One version. I quit for the night and when I tried to play the next day, it wouldn't load past the title screen. Nor would it the next time I tried. So I bought it on PS4 and I've been having much better luck with it. I hope to review the game soon-ish, even, but I'm spending time playing a few games at once. What will probably happen eventually is a string of reviews for big games fairly close together, with The Witcher 3 numbering among them. Glitches aside, it's a terrific game, so I expect to pen a highly positive review unless something changes. And hey, maybe all of the glitches will even be resolved by the time I review it!
	Genj - May 30, 2015 (09:21 PM) The only glitch I've had is a double amputee beggar in Novigrad floating 4 feet off the ground. That is aside from a lot odd pathfinding for NPCs and weird physics hiccups (I've seen countless decapitated bandits have their bodies randomly rocket into the air). Apparently the latest patch can cause a glitch where you can't earn experience anymore.