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River Raid (Atari 2600)

River Raid review (A2600)

Reviewed on November 07, 2010

River Raid is a piece of shooter ecstacy. You take the role of a pilot flying down a river shooting up a bunch of bad guys. Why? Because they're evil! Why else? The manual doesn't give you a backstory. Nothing's a better waste of government money or ammunition than blowing evil to smithereens. It has been proven time and time again in many of these shooters.
Defenders of Dynatron City (NES)

Defenders of Dynatron City review (NES)

Reviewed on November 06, 2010

Defenders of Dynatron City (DODC) was not as much a game as it was a marketing campaign. It's also a small reminder that the Hype Machine can sometimes falter in its mission to force something to become a hit. LucasArts, JVC, and DiC seemed to think they could make the next TMNT and came up with a cartoon with various superheroes, each of which had something about them that immediately stood out (like the fact that one of them had a saw blade attached to the end of her legs, kind of like a tortu...
Armada (Dreamcast)

Armada review (DC)

Reviewed on November 06, 2010

Metro3D had a great idea. They took the gameplay conventions of a popular game like Diablo and changed the setting from a fantasy world to outer space. This sounds exciting. Who wouldn't want to play Diablo in space? Armada was born from such an idea, but it very much lacks the customization and heart that made Diablo such a hit. The game falls victim to extreme repetition without much to break the tedium of constant killing for cash. It lacks any sort of variance or plot development. Basically...
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde review (NES)

Reviewed on October 31, 2010

The game is both side scrolling action (word used loosely) and scrolling shooter rolled into one. You take control of both Jekyll and Hyde. Playing as the former is dull and boring, playing as the latter is frustrating and boring.
Mr. Do! (Atari 2600)

Mr. Do! review (A2600)

Reviewed on October 30, 2010

Mr. Do has to harvest cherries from his overgrown orchard. However, some Badguys (this is what the manual calls them) are out to not only horribly murder Do, but also eat his cherries. . Were they really that strapped for time? They couldn't have given the enemies a deeper collective name than that?
Neutopia (TurboGrafx-16)

Neutopia review (TG16)

Reviewed on October 29, 2010

It's not that Neutopia is a complete drag. It just doesn't capitalize enough on being a Zelda clone. With a company like Hudson, you would have expected them to expand on what Nintendo started. Instead, the only real differences are cosmetic or paltry. They don't add up to something new and exciting, or even reused and exciting.
Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold (PC)

Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold review (PC)

Reviewed on October 24, 2010

Wolfenstein - Nazi + Aliens and overweight security guards = Blake Stone
Hook (Arcade)

Hook review (ARC)

Reviewed on October 18, 2010

Licenses you never thought would be turned into brawlers, volume 1...
Basketball (Atari 2600)

Basketball review (A2600)

Reviewed on October 14, 2010

Shoot some hoops with me, bro.
Fate (PC)

Fate review (PC)

Reviewed on October 09, 2010

Is it ironic when a dungeon crawler with over two billion floors lacks depth?
The Hunt for Red October (NES)

The Hunt for Red October review (NES)

Reviewed on October 05, 2010

Before Rainbow Six, Tom Clancy's name was associated with another video game. I wouldn't be surprised if he disowned it...
Adventures of Lolo (NES)

Adventures of Lolo review (NES)

Reviewed on October 04, 2010

Bit by bit, block by block.
The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy (NES)

The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy review (NES)

Reviewed on October 01, 2010

Bedrocklevania (it's not as bad as it sounds)
Kick Master (NES)

Kick Master review (NES)

Reviewed on October 01, 2010

A real kick in the teeth
Video Pinball (Atari 2600)

Video Pinball review (A2600)

Reviewed on September 30, 2010

Its title alone should tell you who Video Pinball will please.
Tagin' Dragon (NES)

Tagin' Dragon review (NES)

Reviewed on September 28, 2010

*Taggin'
Breath of Fire III (PlayStation)

Breath of Fire III review (PSX)

Reviewed on September 25, 2010

This isn't the kind of game akin to an A-class film, but it's not direct-to-video dreck either. This is like the kind of decent film you might see on a rainy Sunday afternoon, one that's entertaining enough to watch, but not enough to rave over. It's modest and fun, but it thinks it's more. It thinks it's out of this world. It just isn't.

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