A little bit of light reading for you
September 24, 2007

Colonel Vermon CaTaffy, a once tranquil shepherd boy, who grew up on the remote banks of the Sam Sam River in outer Mongolia with his 27 sisters, turned to terrorism at an early age.

Now, after years of pillaging innocent people, he has taken control of Outer Heaven, a small nation on the outskirts of South Africa. Here he is sole tyrant and radical dictator. He rules with bullets and bombs, and in only a few months he has outlawed democracy and turned harmless villagers into mercenaries for a global terrorist network.

But his biggest threat is yet to come. For, as an obsessed madman, he has created the Ultimate Super Weapon. It's CaTaffy's greatest dream and the world's most hideous nightmare.

It's called Metal Gear. And it must be destroyed before the crazed Colonel unleashes his violence across the globe.

I love old NES instruction manuals...

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Genj Genj - September 24, 2007 (05:52 PM)
Haha I have this manual.
wayne_steed wayne_steed - September 26, 2007 (05:23 PM)
Twenty-seven sisters?!? Hey, it was the '80s. (Just a joke! I kid the '80s!)
beverage beverage - September 27, 2007 (06:58 PM)
That would be an interesting family. It would be near traumatizing for the first born... let alone the mother.
bsulpher bsulpher - October 04, 2007 (04:28 AM)
The phrase "shove a cork in it" gets thrown around way too often nowadays... but it seems appropriate in this situation.

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