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::After Burner::
The best version of this game until the next one was made.
::BD Racers::
A bad clone of a Mario Kart clove populated by mascots you probably never knew existed.
::Blackthorne::
A thinking man's action platformer made by Blizzard before they took over the world via MMO.
::Corpse Killer::
Why the hell did Digital Pictures release this awful game three bloody times?
::Cosmic Carnage::
Updated a generic female sprite from the original Japanese release so that she was, instead, constantly on fire for exactly no reason.
::Darxide::
The most expensive bad time you can have this side of buying a Nottingham Forest season ticket.
::Doom::
Better than the 3DO port and maybe the awful SNES one.
::Fahrenheit::
SEGA tries to muscle into the FMV genre with dreary, head-scratching results.
:: FIFA '96 ::
Stuck between the cart and CD version; the football game no one asked for or wanted.
::Golf Magazine: 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples::
A better, more inventive, golf game than the system probably deserved.
::Knuckles' Chaotix::
Hasn't turned up on any of the four million Sonic complication disks for a reason.
::Kolibri::
Still (arguably) the best hummingbird based puzzle/shooter hybrid on the 32X.
::Metal Head::
An earnest and surprisingly competent mech-em-up.
::Mortal Kombat II::
Is Mortal Kombat II; the decent SEGA one, not the girly Nintendo one.
::Night Trap::
A game with a more interesting history behind it that its actual content warrants.
::Primal Rage::
An entire arcade board version behind the SNES port
::San Goku Shi IV::
I have no idea what is going on!
::Slam City with Scottie Pippin::
Because, what basketball videogames have been crying out for is FMV.
:: Space Harrier::
An arcade perfect port of an arcade game that was first located on Noah's Ark isn't as big a boasting point as you might originally believe.
::Supreme Warrior::
OH GOD, I CAN FEEL MY LOVE OF THIS HOBBY DYING WHICH EACH SECOND I PLAY!
::T-MEK::
In a city filled with giant mechs where nothing of notice happens at all.
::Virtua Fighter::
Better than the Virtua Fighter CG Portrait Series on the Saturn!
::Zaxxon Motherbase::
Surprisingly nominated as best Zaxxon left standing despite not really being all that Zaxxon-y.
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Masters - June 19, 2018 (11:03 AM) Looks like a dumpster fire, all told. I like the one-line review idea here, and you've done well to sum all of this garbage up succinctly. There's just one problem: where's your one-liner for Pitfall? We all want to hear about that game. Then maybe someone can extrapolate based on that one line, into, say, one paragraph and submit a review. |