The Janus game
July 10, 2006

I have discovered a fun new game.

What you do is go the the featured reviews list, pick a random Janus review and then guess to see if he's deleted the bloody thing or not.

75% of the time, the answer is yes. He has.

Most recent blog posts from Gary Hartley...

lasthero lasthero - July 10, 2006 (01:42 PM)
I found this game to be fruitless and saddening.

Much like the Maury show.
EmP EmP - July 10, 2006 (01:52 PM)
Take heart: I have found two that are still submitted!

Two out of about ten, but still!
Genj Genj - July 11, 2006 (09:05 AM)
Who the fuck is Maury?!
janus janus - July 11, 2006 (09:23 AM)
Well, I haven't deleted any of the 9 reviews that I've written this year.

Apart from one.
EmP EmP - July 11, 2006 (10:45 AM)
I like that the deleted KotORII review has nearly 1800 hits still, despite the links to it being nuked.

It's a good review, too!
lasthero lasthero - July 11, 2006 (11:34 AM)
Who the fuck is Maury?!

...the Maury show. It's this talk show where people go to either

A)Get paternity test
B)Take lie detector tests
C) Cross dress.

I don't care much for C, but A and B are funny as hell. Especially when the woman are all like "I'm 1000% sure he's the father" and Maury's like "You are NOT the father" and the women go screaming off stage while the guy dances.
Halon Halon - July 11, 2006 (08:11 PM)
I always liked the Super Mario World review.
silverishness silverishness - September 13, 2006 (08:54 AM)
Maybe I don't watch as much as I should, but I've never seen a cross dresser... o.o That would be a bit entertaining.

As for A and B, I already get enough of that on Springer, Judge Judy and Sesame Street. o.0

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