Oldie, but a goodie
December 08, 2005

Went into my realm today to play with the avatar listings and decided to rescue an old journal entry: Enjoy!

This just in - salvating fanboy attacks 9/10 review for inadequacy (February 27, 2005 - 11:31 AM)

Today I received a rather interesting E-Mail marked up as simply 'Zelda review'. I don't know what I was really expecting, seeing as the only Zelda series review I've written was quite recent, awarding 9/10 to the rather sublime Links Awakening. However, the fact that the senders E-Mail was blocked gave me a clue to the substance - which I'll share with the unlucky few who stumble across my humble realm.

I assure you the typos are those of the anonymous culprit from here on, and not my own.


I clicked unhelpful on you're review.

zelda games arent all teh same and saying they are just shows how little you now about the series. U should take you're review down until you now enuff about games to talk about them properly

Link is clearl;y a male, and he isn't stumpy the graphics just make him look that way sometimes like in Ocurina of time when he starts out as a 8 yr ols kid and is an adult of 30 yrs at tghe end. he is not gay and you're stupid for saying he is probably gay yourself.

I hope you're review gets taken down. I will send an email to Gamesfaqs asking them to.


I'll throw the review link up here. If anyone can point out where I called Link gay, there'll be a cyber cookie of sorts in it for you - my own alleged rampant homosexuality must have blinded me to this claims presence. I also find myself drawn to the rather ballistic attempt of grammar and spelling, and the fact that I'm accused of not understanding Zelda when Links age gap in OoT seems to have flown well beyond my critics grasp.

Hate-Mail. It's much like suger-heavy foodgoods - now I've had one, I crave more.


[The 50 Cent: Bulletproof review is attracting some hate-mail, which I may or may not share.]

Most recent blog posts from Gary Hartley...

lasthero lasthero - December 08, 2005 (03:24 PM)
;_; I wish I got hate-mail. Lucky bum.
Halon Halon - December 08, 2005 (07:52 PM)
Some snerd wished death upon me about two years ago because of my Animal Crossing review on GameFAQs. There was also the occasional topic about it, but that's it.
True True - December 17, 2005 (02:49 AM)
Uh... first off, I don't see what his problem is. But I usually can't figure out morons and their idiot hate mail/blogs, so I'm not going to try. I don't think he knows the meaning of asexual, that's probably where he got "gay". Now where's my cookie?
goldenvortex goldenvortex - December 20, 2005 (05:46 PM)
Hate mail is fun!

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