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Mami Inoue: Kono Hoshi ni Tatta Hitori no Kimi (Turbografx-CD)

Mami Inoue: Kono Hoshi ni Tatta Hitori no Kimi review

Game: Mami Inoue: Kono Hoshi ni Tatta Hitori no Kimi
Platform: Turbografx-CD
Genre: Graphic Adventure
Developer: Hudson Soft

Staff review by Zigfried

August 10, 2005

Hi, it's me, the spendthrift who wasted his money on PC Engine "gems" like Gambler Jikochuushinha (part 2) and Graduation Album (no relation to the popular Graduation series). I've returned from my adventures in the Japanese wild with yet another piece of early '90's nostalgia: Mami Inoue, subtitled "Kono Hoshi ni Tatta Hitori no Kimi". It's also subtitled "Je ne l'oublierai jamais, ma petite fille Mami" because the Japanese understand that games with foreign titles are DEEP and IMPORTANT. Von gut und bose!

Basically, Mami Inoue is a graphic adventure like Shadowgate, except that this one is fucking terrible and focuses primarily on ridiculous poses by then-idol Mami, whose popularity has long since faded. Like many horrible adventures, the game starts with our male hero waking up in bed, because a lot of Japanese designers have this crazy notion that exciting stories should start in the most boring way possible. On the plus side, you get to name your character! You're supposed to give him your own name, because this story is all about you living out some sick twisted fantasy where Mami Inoue is your platonic best friend. That's supposed to be a good thing, but Mami is one really boring girl.

"Oh that looks nice!"

"Oh I don't think that's a good idea."

"Oh wow!"

Pretend those are in Japanese and you've got a pretty good idea what her personality is like. But SHE'S A POP IDOL, so personality doesn't matter. Like it or not, you'll go to school and meet up with some schoolmates, one of whom is the moderately attractive Mami. You'll know that you're looking at Mami and not some random schoolgirl because...

ONE: Whenever you see Mami, the chimes of heaven ring.

TWO: She's represented by digitized photographic images. Everyone else is a crudely-drawn cartoon character.

So as you play this Super CD that uses chip music (except for one excruciatingly long and badly-photoshopped karaoke sequence), you get to do such exciting things as LOOK, TALK, and THINK. On one of the scripted adventure paths, you get to listen to your class's entire roll call from top to bottom. Then you enjoy the excitement of looking at the clock over and over to advance the "story", because staring at the clock is the ONLY way to make time pass. It's kind of like Shenmue, except that this one is fucking terrible.

Like most graphic adventures, Mami Inoue includes a bunch of puzzles. At one point, you find some misshapen dynamite (which looks more like a tube of toothpaste). When you reach a dead end in some underground tunnels, after you look and think and talk a few times, Mami suggests you use the dynamite. After talking a few more times, you agree... but can't light the dynamite. Fortunately, Mami gives you a lighter. What's she doing with a lighter? It's her father's, of course! Having the answers handed to me is not a gratifying feeling.

Another one of the shitty puzzles is a dark room. You saw something run into the room, but you can't see anything because it's dark. Most people would know how to handle this situation, but Hudson Soft thinks you're an idiot. This time, Mami's not much help. After a lot of thinking and talking and fruitlessly looking in the dark, you finally get the option to flip the fucking light switch. All so you can find some dumb fucking cat. Meanwhile, Mami stands there with a ridiculous space alien hairstyle that makes her look like she's got tentacles sprouting from her head.

"Oh wow now it's not dark!"

Once you've turned on the lights, you get to spend several turns staring at a white bedsheet, trying to figure out what's under it. Eventually, you get the option to actually lift the bedsheet, which reveals a basket. A FUCKING BASKET. When I spend twenty turns to uncover a hidden object, I want to find something cool like a battlemace or silver arrow (perfect for plunging into the chests of beautiful women).

About the only good thing going for Mami Inoue is its wacky unpredictability. For the first three playthroughs, you never know what's going to happen next -- maybe you'll join a detective club (solving the mystery earns you an absurd photo of Mami in tweed) or maybe you'll go back in time and lead Geisha Mami through feudal Japan on the back of a dinosaur. Yeah, that's the coolest part.

Or maybe that's really dumb, just like all the rest.

//Zig

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