Every time, another reason not to play computer games
December 14, 2010

Today Steam glitched out my copy of Left 4 Dead and I had to erase a bunch of files, change some lines of text in the encoder, and download new files. It's a pain in the ass playing computer games.

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WilltheGreat WilltheGreat - December 14, 2010 (05:53 PM)
I got pulled over for speeding the other day and had to pay a fine. Another reason not to drive cars!
joseph_valencia joseph_valencia - December 14, 2010 (07:17 PM)
This site is getting more and more retarded. -_-
zippdementia zippdementia - December 14, 2010 (09:11 PM)
I got pulled over for speeding the other day and had to pay a fine. Another reason not to drive cars!

No, see, that's your own damn fault, good Will. If I accidentally deleted my game files and complained, yeah, then I could see this.

A better metaphor would be "I just got in a major car accident. Another reason not to drive cars!" Which would be true. And, no, I don't drive.
Halon Halon - December 15, 2010 (12:01 AM)
Uhh no it is your fault. You're playing on a Mac. :)
Leroux Leroux - December 15, 2010 (10:55 AM)
Clogged toilets -- another reason not to wipe!
zippdementia zippdementia - December 15, 2010 (11:26 AM)
Clogged toilets -- another reason not to wipe!

That's just because your ass is too big, Leroux.
joseph_valencia joseph_valencia - December 15, 2010 (12:37 PM)
Broken plungers — another reason not to unclog toilets.
zippdementia zippdementia - December 15, 2010 (01:00 PM)
They keep breaking because you keep shoving them up your ass. I know, I had the same problem a few years ago.
zigfried zigfried - December 15, 2010 (02:55 PM)
Gruesome, messy death -- another reason not to beat horses!

//Zig
JoeTheDestroyer JoeTheDestroyer - December 15, 2010 (05:53 PM)
Bad politicians, another reason to not vote.

Wait...

Sorry, had to hit that horse one more time.
zippdementia zippdementia - December 15, 2010 (05:57 PM)
That's because you beat them with your ass, Jason.
joseph_valencia joseph_valencia - December 15, 2010 (06:01 PM)
That's because you vote with your ass, Joe.

Everyone here does everything with their ass.
Suskie Suskie - December 15, 2010 (06:46 PM)
This thread sucks and needs to die.
zippdementia zippdementia - December 15, 2010 (06:49 PM)
Actually, everything above Will's first post is fine.
wolfqueen001 wolfqueen001 - December 15, 2010 (10:31 PM)
Haha, Zipp. You do know that's actually Zig using EmP's hobo Venter pic, right? =P
zippdementia zippdementia - December 15, 2010 (10:56 PM)
WAHAAAAT?!

If I'm honest... the first time I did it... I had no idea.
WilltheGreat WilltheGreat - December 16, 2010 (04:13 AM)
This thread is a comedy goldmine.
JoeTheDestroyer JoeTheDestroyer - December 16, 2010 (04:20 AM)
We were enjoying the running gag. ;)
blood-omen blood-omen - December 18, 2010 (11:51 PM)
PC Gaming roxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.....so sorry for disagreeing with u here.....

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