Just check out the similarities between these two characters, Alice from Twilight and Lady from DMC3:





But YEAH, see what I mean? So the movie gets 2/5 stars from me, if only for giving me Lady eye-candy to oggle while some crappy non-plot development was going on in the background.

And actually, the more I compare her to Lady, the more freaked out (and aroused) I get. I mean, she REALLY looks like Lady. Considering that the book describes her as having short punk-rocker hair, I have to ask... did someone on the film (someone influential) play DMC3?

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	bluberry - December 02, 2008 (11:28 PM) i would jump-cancel her all night and then DTE in her hair
	zippdementia - December 03, 2008 (01:28 PM) 0_0 HA HA HA HA HA HA!