13 reviews
Reader Xbox 360 HG exclusive
“Visit beautiful Greenvale!”
turducken · March 23, 2012
Reader DS HG exclusive
SEGA built this game in a cave...with a box of scraps...
turducken · June 4, 2011
Reader PC HG exclusive
To the word. Seriously, that's crazy (kinda, but makes sense if you've played the game). Anyways. In a world where ballin’ is against the law, one man stands up for what is right. He believes in dunks, in slams, in jams. This man is none…
turducken · March 12, 2011
Reader DS HG exclusive
Oh, boy. Jake Hunter wants so bad to be a cool film noir private eye. He's got the crappy one-man agency, the staff of exactly one perky secretary always bringing coffee, the no-nonsense attitude, the penchant for smoking (Marlboros. He’s…
turducken · January 8, 2011
Reader Game Boy Advance HG exclusive
You're a sheepdog! Har! What a weird opening we have! Fat and funny happy colorful cartoon sheep with cute round chubby bellies on the brain of our intrepid sheepdog. They’re jumping over the fence while he’s sleeping, just like in his…
turducken · June 13, 2009
Reader Game Boy Color Review of the Week HG exclusive
Saturday I can’t believe it! I’m finally gonna work alongside legends like Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine! And together we’re gonna take Umbrella down, once and for all! I got sent to some headquarters that looks like a cross between a…
turducken · April 4, 2009
Reader Xbox 360 HG exclusive
I’ve always wondered the historical accuracy of the many assassination attempts on Adolf Hitler’s life and his uncanny ability to dodge them. I mean, honestly, how could he survive so many virtually unscathed? How could he survive a…
turducken · January 30, 2009
Reader PC HG exclusive
Being a cop has to be the most boring job on Earth. As an avid videogame player, I have to come to this conclusion, as I can think of no game that portrays this career with even the remotest sense of accuracy. I mean, c’mon. Firefighters…
turducken · May 5, 2007
Reader Game Boy Advance HG exclusive
Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith is a simple, humble story about a whiny little pissant’s journey into becoming one of the most iconic villains in movie history. Its video game counterpart is a simple, humble story about a whiny…
turducken · March 6, 2007
Reader Arcade HG exclusive
I know what you’re thinking. Pac-Man? Survival Horror? Yes, a genre made famous by such classics as Alone in the Dark, Clock Tower, and Resident Evil actually got its start as one of the first video games ever created. You still don’t…
turducken · March 1, 2007
Reader PlayStation 2 HG exclusive
Whoo! Rock and roll and eat lots of pizza, baby! Or not. Ole Dante doesn’t scarf any pie on his debut outing, but never fear. You’ll busting too many demon skulls with flashy gunplay and high flying sword moves to worry about what’s for…
turducken · February 21, 2007
Reader PSP HG exclusive
As a longtime fan of the Metal Gear series, I met Metal Gear Ac!d for the PSP with a mixture of joy and reservations. On one hand, I was getting a full-length, portable Metal Gear experience with all of the crazy plot twists and characters…
turducken · February 15, 2007
Reader Game Boy Advance HG exclusive
When I was a boy, I had decided that when I grew up, I wanted to be a ninja. An unorthodox career choice, no doubt, and I came to learn that the Midwest American workforce had little need for a professional ninja. In fact, a ninja nowadays…
turducken · January 15, 2007
