Reviews by sgreenwell, page 3

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Solitaire review

Solitaire is a game. It's not merely a fun game. It's a game that has ruined families, brought down kings, corrupted popes, and more importantly, provided endless amounts of time for people to goof off at work and do nothing.

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Scorched Earth review

Scorched Earth was a fun little game released for the computer in... Well, who the hell knows when, it was that far back.

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Oregon Trail review

Ah, the dutiful Oregon Trail. Always faithful. If you went to any elementary school in the eighties or ninties, you probably played this game on a trusty Apple computer.

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Might & Magic VI: The Mandate of Heaven review

Don't get me wrong, Might and Magic 6 is still a decent game. However, it's just not that fun to play and pales in comparision to the other games.

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Might & Magic IV: Clouds of Xeen review

Now comes the real slaughter. Might and Magic IV claims to have digitalized speech. What it really contains is a constipated elephant groaning into a microphone.

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Might & Magic III: Isles of Terra review

It has flawless execution and presentation values, and still has value, even when stacked up against the newest role playing games.

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Lemonade Stand review

At this point, the game becomes pretty unrealistic - you earn in excess of $50000 a day in lemonade sales, which is pretty impossible unless your clientele includes Bill Gates, The Donald, and Ross Perot.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy review

Minutes before Earth is about to be blown up by aliens, Ford Prefect manages to hitchhike with Arthur on to another alien ship. The game chronicles the unimportant, stupid, and silly journey that they take.

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Heroes of Might & Magic II: The Succession Wars review

In Heroes of Might and Magic 2, you play a hero, naturally. You have to save the kingdom from invading forces, blah blah blah, eat a pie, game over, you win.

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Final Fantasy VII review

On the console, Final Fantasy 7 is an outstanding game, despite all the hype, in my opinion. On the PC (read again: PC) Final Fantasy 7 barely reaches above mediocre.

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Drug Lord review

People like selling drugs. That's a very easy conclusion to draw. I mean, look at all the popular games that involve drugs - Grand Theft Auto 3, Dope Wars, even Barbie on the old Nintendo Entertainment System. While the latter may not…

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Dope Wars review

Dope Wars is a unique stock-market type game, to say the least. In Dope Wars, you still follow the age old adage of ''buy low and sell high''. It's an update of the old skool games Druglord and Drug Wars. However, you're not trading stocks…

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Doom review

Big ugly monsters live on the moon of Phobos. And they don't like houseguests.

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Diablo review

In Diablo, you play the role of a warrior, amazon, or wizard, and you have to go through some dungeon, and kill some evil guy. All of these have special names, but honestly, fourteen retarded monkeys and a goldfish could have written this…

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Castle of the Winds 2 review

Castle of the Winds 2 best serves as a time killer. It's very easy to pick up and play. You can save at any point in the game, and as many times as you want. The game itself is less then one megabyte to download.

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Castle of the Winds review

Castle of the Winds is proof that you don't need anything resembling graphics, sound, or story to have a fun and entertaining game.

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Blood review

Basically, Blood is an average first person shooter that relies on gimmicks (kicking severed heads, oodles of gore, having the name of ''Blood'') to seperate it from the other games.

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Baseball Mogul review

In Baseball Mogul 2000, you control every aspect of a major league baseball team. And when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. You control the starting lineup, the pitching rotation, the gaming philosophy, the minor league prospects, even…

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3D Pinball: Space Cadet review

The best thing that Space Cadet Pinball has going for it is that it's free. All of its other features are done much better in commercial games.

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10Six review

Pretty much ANY other multiplayer game is better then 10-Six. Steer clear of this.

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