Metroid Zero Mission

When I started writing it, I kinda thought to myself that I should see if I could keep it short. Next thing I know it's 10.5 kb and I still didn't bother to say everything I meant to. Short? Who was I kidding?!? In any case, this review may sound a bit too negative for a 7/10 review, but that's only because I focused on the negative aspects. I could have included some more of the things I liked, but considering practically everything else in the review stems from one common theme, I didn't want anything else to stand out. There's a reason there's 50 odd reviews at GameFAQs, to say nothing of the hordes of "professional" reviews. You want a complete picture of the game? Go read one of those. You want to know why forcing Super Metroid's gameplay on Metroid's levels leaves something to be desired? Read mine.

I also noted that it "only" took me 24 days to finish this one since I said I should start it. That's probably pretty good for me. Now let's see if I can beat that. So I'm officially declaring Super Mario Sunshine to be my next review. Will it appear before June 18? Who knows.

In other news, some schmuck at GameFAQs tried to troll my Chrono Trigger review on the CT Message Board. I feel special! Sadly, the topic was locked by the time I noticed it, and naturally said person couldn't seem to find anything specific to complain about, but oh well (although someone in the topic actually agreed with me! Now I feel really special!). It's still fun to see my views getting attacked. Why? Because it caused a spike in the number of views that review got. Who am I to complain when some schmuck wants to give me free advertising?

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