If I had a penis, I wonder if I could reach to go down on myself?

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	Felix_Arabia - August 18, 2007 (01:28 PM) There's only one way to find out!
	lisanne - August 18, 2007 (01:29 PM) But I haven't got a knob so I can't... I'm so jealous of my cat right now. The bitch.
	overdrive - August 18, 2007 (01:34 PM) I've tried. It didn't work. Therefore, I still have to leave my house occasionally. File that under OD's "TOO MUCH INFORMATION" portfolio!
	lisanne - August 18, 2007 (01:48 PM) You're a brave, brave man.
	Felix_Arabia - August 18, 2007 (01:50 PM) You could get a sex change. It's not too different from a species change, which is what EmP did.
	lisanne - August 18, 2007 (01:53 PM) I don't really want a sex change, thanks. I'm happy with my cunt. It means I get to have a clitoris and that's WAY fun.
	bluberry - August 18, 2007 (02:13 PM) get one of those tongue extensions like the guys in KISS so you can do it as is, you'll never leave your room again.
	Genj - August 18, 2007 (03:48 PM) This is the weirdest HG blog entry ever. Including CertifiableBlockHugger's.
	carcinogen_crush - August 18, 2007 (04:09 PM) That's really saying something, Genj. I don't know if it's sad that I have an undersized penis, or amazing that I'm flexible enough to still get very, very close.
	Vorty - August 18, 2007 (04:32 PM) This topic makes me feel uncomfortable.
	bluberry - August 18, 2007 (04:41 PM) my ten inch girth made your mom feel uncomfortable.
	lisanne - August 18, 2007 (06:08 PM) Making an incredibly bizarre blog post seems to be a good method of garnering some hilarious responses... I'll have to remember that. :) Also, I'm not really seeing why no-one's noticed that I'm stoned yet.
	bluberry - August 18, 2007 (06:45 PM) if you're using a pipe or a bong make sure you scrape the leftover ash-like stuff and smoke it, or if it's stuck inside light the pipe itself so it eventually is hot enough to burn the shit inside. if it's joints/blunts save the last little bits and eventually roll a fucking super-joint with them. one little hit and BOOM. not that I would know.
	lisanne - August 18, 2007 (09:50 PM) Cinnamon cookies, actually. >_>
	bluberry - August 18, 2007 (10:19 PM) fucking fancy bourgeoisie types...
	carcinogen_crush - August 19, 2007 (08:34 AM) There's a certain charm to using a fairy little glass pipe and a crack lighter outside the movie theater. Cinnamon cookies is unique. . . but I like Snickerdoodle. Or, are those the same thing? Hell, I dunno.