So my sickly kid brother has brought some kind of evil virus into the house and now I'm infected and I'm not supposed to leave for two weeks because it's highly contagious and I might infect old people.

Fucking moron.

I get cranky when I'm ill. Expect me to be absolutely fine within a day, and yet STILL be contagious and therefore EXTREMELY ANNOYED, because the weather's nice and I want to go to the pub. ;_;

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	EmP - July 09, 2007 (10:18 AM) Ask yourself this: what have the elderly done for you recently?
	Suskie - July 09, 2007 (10:23 AM) Ha. We call it a bar here in America.
	EmP - July 09, 2007 (10:57 AM) That's because you're all quite insane. With your 'sidewalks' and your 'pants'.
	Suskie - July 09, 2007 (11:04 AM) And our soccer. Yeah, we play the good kind of football over here. (By the way... um, sidewalks? What do you call them?)
	EmP - July 09, 2007 (11:37 AM) If by good you mean girly, I agree! And pavement, mainly.
	honestgamer - July 09, 2007 (11:40 AM) "I was walking down the pavement the other day and a car almost ran over me." If I said that here, people would respond with "You idiot! Get out of the road!" It sounds like in the UK, people would be sympathetic toward me.
	Suskie - July 09, 2007 (11:50 AM) Oh yeah, your football is so manly, with your high socks and your little netted goals. Over here, playing football means getting the shit beaten out of you.
	Felix_Arabia - July 09, 2007 (12:10 PM) EmP, tell about the time you went to Euro Disney.
	EmP - July 09, 2007 (12:14 PM) Said socks are all the protection we wear. We don't first don medieval armour then play for five seconds. The stop. Play for seven seconds. Stop. Repeat ad nausea. I once went to Euro Disney. Dog shit everywhere
	Suskie - July 09, 2007 (12:28 PM) You guys don't need protection because there's NO TOUCHING! HANDS OFF!
	EmP - July 09, 2007 (12:35 PM) The whopping great crack running down the majority of my left shinbone tends to disagree!
	Suskie - July 09, 2007 (01:28 PM) Pah, you could get injuries playing golf. We TRY to hurt people over here. I wish gladiator battles were still around. Violence is fun.
	lisanne - July 09, 2007 (01:39 PM) Tried playing rugby anytime lately? Now THAT is a sport where you get the shit beaten out of you. Try playing "American football" WITHOUT the 200lb of protective clothing. THAT is rugby.
	EmP - July 09, 2007 (01:55 PM) ...and the fact that my left kneecap is held together with bolts and plates is tesitmate to how rough rugby is. But then, I can get injured standing still in an empty room.
	Felix_Arabia - July 09, 2007 (01:57 PM) Tell the whole version of your trip to Euro Disney.
	EmP - July 09, 2007 (02:18 PM) This one?
	Halon - July 09, 2007 (04:27 PM) *injures EmP*
	pup - July 09, 2007 (05:45 PM) Soccer can get rough. On a more important note, why would you go to Euro Disney? Disney WORLD is lame enough.
	Vorty - July 10, 2007 (12:46 PM) Euro-Disney sucked...the star wars simulator had a really annoying robot that screamed at you in French.... Also, one of the hotel staff tried to assault my cousin...in a rude way. Man, Euro-Disney sucked.
	Genj - July 10, 2007 (02:32 PM) I don't turn my computer on for one day and we get 19 replies concerning AMERICA VS EUROPE. P.S. - I'm gonna go check under the bonnet of my car.
	sashanan - August 01, 2007 (02:44 AM) It annoyed me too that the damn thing was in French! AFTER spending 90 minutes waiting in line for the damn thing. At least I actually got to ride it - Space Mountain and Indiana Jones both broke down while I was queued up.
	iamtheprodigy - August 03, 2007 (08:33 PM) God that soccer video creeps me out.
	lisanne - August 04, 2007 (07:29 AM) Ooooh hello! Didn't realise you (both the last two) were on here!